Zombie University to give away FREE Parking Pass
Tired of Zombie University Security harassing you when you drive onto campus? Now all you need is to place the FREE Parking Pass in your window and they will leave you be! Vicar de Mortii, Brian Hardin II, had this to say:
<em>”Even I was not immune to Security, I can’t begin to count how many times over the years I’ve been stopped and I run this University! Finally now I can park where I need to park and not be harassed! It’s about damn time!”</em>
Students can pick up their pass at the University Center, just flash your Student ID.