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After cleaning up the track around Manes Field from the recent reconstruction, three pairs of track shoes were found. The strange thing is they are dated back to the 1922 year’s Track Team. They were found in a box located in the basement, tucked away under layers upon layers of rotting tarp. The shoes are in pristine condition. They will be placed into the trophy case at the entrace of the track for all to see.
Three home games in and it was finally time to take it on the road. While the Zombie University Manglers took to the field and ended up winning, it was not as fun as the home games usually are.
“We use heads when we play, at University of Zealoff, they used an actual soccer ball. We just were not prepared for it. We only won by 1 goal.” Stated Number 17, Greg Knoffler.
The next game is scheduled in three days and will be a home game.
Having played 4 game so far this season, the Zombie University Manglers Basketball team has gone undefeated so far this season. Looking to get a seat in the Conference should be a shoe in this year. Coach Browlan has stated time and again how proud he is of the team. When asked about the competition he states:
“We’ll eat up the competition, no team is better suited to play this game better than us. Yes, I used better twice.”
Game 5 is scheduled in two weeks with the Zombie University Manglers playing ACLU.
In the final game of the season, the Zombie University Manglers score 31 points against the Vampire College Bloodletters. The VCB managed to score 7 points during the 3rd quarter when the running back for ZU lost one of his legs.
For years there has been a major rival between the Zombie University Manglers and the Vampire College Bloodletters. Last Thursday one of the ZUM footballs was mailed to the Athletic Department. It was flat and had been punctured by two small holes. Along with the football was a note, it read: “Next season you will all sleep for eternity!”
Not knowing if this was a prank or a warning, ZUM Coach Browlan, had this to say:
“It’s got to be a prank. Surely they know that zombies can’t die? Surely they know zombies can’t be infected by a vampire’s bite? I mean, right?”
One thing’s for sure, we cannot wait for next football season to start up!
For the new 2009 Fall Semester, Manes Field is undergoing a major renovation. In previous years inclement weather has forced many a game to be shut down. Construction on the field is due to be complete in two weeks and students will finally see a massive dome covering the stadium field. Moreover it can be opened to let in the sunlight (or moonlight) and on those special occasions where the field needs to be flooded by rain from above for that good ol Zombie Mud Romp.
September 9th will see our traditional Rise of the Dead party on the eastern shore of Crystal Lake. Be sure to bring your blankets, a nice late night snack and your flashlights. The party begins at 10:00 PM and lasts until 3:00 AM.
The Fall Semester is due to kick off on August 31st, but campus will be open on August 10th to allow students to explore the new buildings and pick up their books and schedule of classes. The ZombieMall Bookstore will open on August 17th.
In a press release today, ZombieMall.com announced its plans for radio broadcasting saying in addition to being the University’s Official Bookstore, it will also be the University’s Official Radio Station.
Along with the announcement, ZombieMall.net was formed as the house for the radio station website.
Our groundskeeper has never seen this door before.
I’ve been here since 1822, hell, I built the damn building this door is attached to and not even I have ever seen this before!
It appears to descend down into a deep abyss. Light won’t penetrate it; not even those little green glows sticks will allow us to see into this pitch.
Our only other option is to send a troll down there and have him report back to us. We just gotta find one that can speak somewhat intelligently.
Until then all we can do is rope it off and hope no-one stumbled in there.