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All you need to do is cut along the dotted lines. For a better look and to prevent bleed-through print on card stock.
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In ancient Roman religion, the Manes were the souls of deceased loved ones.
The word was also used as a metaphor to refer to the underworld.
Manes is derived from “an archaic adjective manus—good—which was the opposite of immanis”.
The Manes were offered blood sacrifices. The gladiatorial games, originally held at funerals, may have been instituted in the honor of the Manes.
Seeing as Manes Field currently sits atop an anchient cemetary, it seemed only fitting that it be given the name it has.
Old tombstones can be spotted throughout the Stadium, and on the Eastern most 10 yard line, burried about 6 feet down it is rumored that the lapis manalis, gate to the underworld, is burried.
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The Fall Semester is due to kick off on August 31st, but campus will be open on August 10th to allow students to explore the new buildings and pick up their books and schedule of classes. The Zombie Mall Bookstore will open on August 17th.
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As originally printed in the October 1, 1968 issue.
A documentary is shown in the University Center causing a divide between our Undead Student Body and our Living Student Body. It will take the next 41 years to undo this disaster.
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In a press release today, ZombieMall.com announced its plans for radio broadcasting saying in addition to being the University’s Official Bookstore, it will also be the University’s Official Radio Station.
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As originally printed in our February 21st, 1822 issue.
Ground is broken as Zombie University is established. Slated to be complete this year is D.B.H. Hall, the University Center, and Manes Field. More Academic buildings will be erected over the next 5 years.
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