http://zombieuniversity.net/news School Newspaper Sun, 09 May 2010 18:14:11 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Tired of Zombie University Security harassing you when you drive onto campus?  Now all you need is to place this FREE Parking Pass in your window and they will leave you be!  Vicar de Mortii, Brian Hardin II, had this to say: "Even I was not immune to Security, I can't ... http://zombieuniversity.net/news/?p=47 In ancient Roman religion, the Manes were the souls of deceased loved ones. The word was also used as a metaphor to refer to the underworld. Manes is derived from "an archaic adjective manus—good—which was the opposite of immanis". The Manes were offered blood sacrifices. The gladiatorial games, originally held at funerals, may have ... http://zombieuniversity.net/news/?p=44 Three home games in and it was finally time to take it on the road.  While the Fleshmongers took to the field and ended up winning, it was not as fun as the home games usually are. "We use heads when we play, at University of Zealoff, they used an actual ... http://zombieuniversity.net/news/?p=41 Bright and early yesterday the tee-off took place in the University's first ever Golf competition.  But the opposing team, the Mongbats, evidently arrived with no golf balls.  More than happy to oblige, Coach Browlan purchsed half a case from the University Bookstore and gave them to the Mongbats.  Balls went flying ... http://zombieuniversity.net/news/?p=39 Hockey has always been a dificult sport for our University.  After loosing 4 games in a row in which we managed to not make a single goal, we finally managed to score 1 goal in game 5.  The goal came 23 minutes into the game.  We still lost. Practice makes perfect? http://zombieuniversity.net/news/?p=36 In the final game of the season, the Zombie University Fleshmongers score a whopping 31 points against the Vampire College Bloodletters.  The VCB managed to score 7 points during the 3rd quarter. http://zombieuniversity.net/news/?p=34 After cleaning up the track around Manes Field from the recent reconstruction, three pairs of track shoes were found.  The strange thing is they are dated back to the 1922 year's Track Team.  They were found in a box located in the basement, tucked away under layers upon layers of rotting ... http://zombieuniversity.net/news/?p=32 Having played 4 game so far this season, the Zombie University Fleshmongers Basketball team has gone undefeated so far this season.  Looking to get a seat in the Conference should be a shoe in this year.  Coach Browlan has stated time and again how proud he is of the team.  ... http://zombieuniversity.net/news/?p=30 For years there has been a major rival between the Zombie University Fleshmongers and the Vampire College Bloodletters.  Last Thursday one of the ZUF footballs was mailed to the Athletic Department.  It was flat and had been punctured by two small holes.  Along with the football was a note, it read: Next season you ... http://zombieuniversity.net/news/?p=28 September 9th will see our traditional Rise of the Dead party on the eastern shore of Crystal Lake.  Be sure to bring your blankets, a nice late night snack and your flashlights.  The party begins at 10:00 PM and lasts until 3:00 AM. http://zombieuniversity.net/news/?p=17