For years there has been a major rival between the Zombie University Fleshmongers and the Vampire College Bloodletters.  Last Thursday one of the ZUF footballs was mailed to the Athletic Department.  It was flat and had been punctured by two small holes.  Along with the football was a note, it read: Next season you will all sleep for eternity!”

Not knowing if this was a prank or a warning, ZUF Coach Browlan, had this to say:

“It’s got to be a prank.  Surely they (the vampires of VC) know that zombies can’t die?  Surely they know zombies can’t be infected by a vampire’s bite?  I mean, right?”

One thing’s for sure, we cannot wait for next football season to start up!

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